That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet”.
Have you ever been in a name-horror situation? So… a friend/family member is expecting a baby. Whether or not they know the gender, they usually have spent some time pondering a name.
Or several. Where they reveal to you that name, which after weeks or months of serious debate (sans cocktails), has finally been chosen? And all you can say is “WHAT the…”.
I don’t mean the tired, name of the year or decade thing. These people who choose the name “most often” used are understandable. Lemmings, maybe, but I get it. I don’t mean those who don’t know any better, and christen their daughter with a stripper name (what? You think Bambi Rose is going to Med School?). I don’t even mean the “made up name that we’ll claim is from our ancestral homeland” BS. I’m talking about the people who actually come up with something so bad that you can’t wait to tell someone else about the whopper.
I hear them all the time. I work in Labor and Delivery, where people have usually defined that absolute “best” name after months of deliberation.
This weeks best bloopers?
I had a couple who decided on Lenora. Or Leonora. Until I asked, however, they didn’t know that they weren’t on the same page with the spelling. Last I heard, they were still duking it out.
One patient told me they had narrowed it down to “either Sarah”…a good, old fashioned (if lemming) name…or “Eunice”. Yep. I looked her right in the eye and said… “I just Love Eunice”.
The best one, though, was from a patient that I barely met. The other nurse told me what their choice was….I had to go in and verify it for myself. It’s okay- I was discrete. I brought in a meal tray and made a bit of small talk. Then they told me that, yes indeed, they knew what they were having (a boy). And, yes, they had a name all picked out. First choice for the name of the week goes to:…..
That’s right folks! I couldn’t wait to share it with you. And thank you to that couple. In the middle of a busy, stressful day, you gave us nurses quite a chuckle. Maybe these crazy names aren’t such a bad idea!