Here is a conversation with my PJ…
If you could have anything for your birthday what would it be?
I would like another dog.
Do you remember when you got your first dog?
No, I don’t remember ever not having a dog.
You have a schnoodle dog now. What do you like about him?
Well, he’s kind of smart. And he’s fluffy. Or he was. Then you shaved him.
What don’t you like about him?
Well, you know. He’s a wuss.
What would you look for in a dog now?
He’d have to be big. Really big. I like big dogs.
What would you call him?
Waldo. That’s a good name for a dog. Or Fredwardo. 
What kind of dog would Fredwardo-Waldo be?
Well, he should be smart. I like smart dogs. Maybe a border collie. One that could herd chickens.
What chickens would Waldo herd?
The chickens we want to get. 
To go with the dog.
Oh! Of course, those chickens.
And that is why I love my boy.
Fredwardo looks like Ollie. I’d say go for the Border Collie/Greyhound mix like Ollie. He’s wicked fast and can turn on a dime.
I’d love to- now our PJ is being mature and saying that we can wait for another dog since we have Killer and Cooper. This means we are back to wondering what to buy/do for the birthday of a boy who doesn’t need anything- since he already has a pair of shoes and a trenchcoat.
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